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Mrs Waddilove
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Quote Mrs Waddilove Replybullet Topic: Bring back Ranroz.
    Posted: 19 July 2010 at 4:00am
 
 Surely not! He can't have been ! Poor old Ranroz has been barred?
 
 What did he do? Fancy picking on a harmless Brylcream Boy.
 
 Who did the deed? Legs? They reckon she can be a fierce old boiler when she gets a head of steam up....but surely she wouldn't.
 
 What about Lowlander? They reckon when he has been on the whisky and watched a couple of episodes of Brave Heart......well watch out.
 
 Couldn't have been Foxy...he isn't a Mod, though I think that he has ambitions.
 Tab? They say he'll do owt for brass...but not like him. Halomonkey?...I think that she is on holiday in Skegness.
 
 Well that leaves only one person...Lord Mod himself....so watch out!!!Wink
 
 On the other hand, he may have got himself locked in a broom cupboard somewhere...you know how he is always poking about in things. Lets just hope that it was quick and merciful. But tread warily.
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Quote MoD Oracle Replybullet Posted: 19 July 2010 at 9:28am
Mrs Waddilove, what do you mean? Do you really think that Ranroz has been barred?
 
Do you know something we don't??
 
I was under the impression that Ranroz was away on holiday - perhaps I am wrong?!
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Quote ranroz Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2010 at 8:03pm
I knew I should not have had the pint and Haggis to many in Scotland.
 
Mrs Waddilove I have been on my Holidays trying to see Nessy and keeping dry it rained for 4 days Non Stop.
 
Even My Umbrella started complaining that he had to work too hard.
 
I am back but will have lots to do around the house for a few days  so I will be on line not as much just for a few days but its nice to know that some one Missed me.
 
Thanks Mrs Waddilove HugHug
 
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Quote Mrs Waddilove Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2010 at 11:03am
 
 
 
 Oooh! Thank heavens you're back Ranroz. You had me dreadfully worried there for a minute. Please let us know before you go awol in future. It has been so quiet around here.
 And you be careful up in Scotland on your own...Lowlander lives up there....and if he gets hold of you...you won't be eating haggis, you'll be in the haggis. I can't bear to think of it.Ouch
 
 I need a cup of tea and a lie down.Wink
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Quote esoldierboy Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2010 at 11:12am
Don't you go missing Mrs W - we would sure miss your sense of fun.
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Quote MoD Oracle Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2010 at 11:49am
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Quote LowLander Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2010 at 8:37pm
Mrs Waddilove, are you awake now, after that so called cup of brew, are you telling us a little white lie, i bet it was one two many of wee dram's. I don't think haggis would taste the same mixed with Ranroz. If he had told me he was in Scotland we could have met up and had a few pints of heavy along with lot's of the malt whiskeys.
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Quote ranroz Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2010 at 11:47pm
I did have to bring back OVD for the AAC Pilot thats a drink that he had with the Ghurkas
Old Vatted Demarara or some thing like that.
 
As for the Haggis I could not catch the damb thing
 
Gee what can they run fast with two short and two long legs LOL
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Quote Observer_1938 Replybullet Posted: 30 July 2010 at 4:47am

Ranroz Said------

"As for the Haggis I could not catch the damb thing
 
Gee what can they run fast with two short and two long legs" LOL
 
Here's the real story folks.............Tongue
 
 
 
Ranroz is bringing up the rear.......just watchin' dem teeth EmbarrassedLOL
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Quote ranroz Replybullet Posted: 30 July 2010 at 2:18pm
Thanx OB great cartoon love itLOL
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